This week's Library Horoscopes

Editor’s Note: We apologize for not posting these last week, but a rogue black hole caused an odd case of time dilation in a specific Red Bank apartment. It had nothing to do with the blogmaster forgetting that he wasn’t supposed to work on Good Friday.


by Eleni Glykis, Library Director and resident star child

Aries (March 21- April 19)

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Today you could look in the mirror and panic about your appearance, Aries.  Organic Body Care Recipes and similar titles provide some much needed self-care.  Treat yourself!

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You may be feeling sporty this week and while getting out there and shooting some hoops might be somewhat of a challenge, using Hoopla’s collection of sports films is not. 

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

A shocking revelation will shake you to the core of your being this week---you never got a library card! No worries, you can apply for a temporary card online

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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

A creative energy fills you this week – so why not celebrate MakerDay at home and create to your heart’s content

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Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)

Wild sounds of laughter will fill your home this week as you spend time watching Trevor Noah’s You Laugh But it’s True. 

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Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

The story of the universe has always fascinated you, let your curiosity take over. Explore the library’s collections of Astrophysics ebooks

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Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

A deadly game of cat and mouse will play out this week when you spend several hours browsing the Library’s online true crime collection

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Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

You certainly have love on the brain as April begins. Overdrive’s got you covered with their top romance novels. 

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Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

An odd overwhelming surge of childhood energy engulfs you this week. Give in, enjoy being a child again and kick back with Miss Sira’s Virtual Storytime or play along with Jaime during Online Power Play on the Library’s Facebook

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Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

This week’s Libra Full Moon blooms in your  8th House of Mystery and the Lisas of crime fiction  (Gardner, Lutz, Scottoline, Unger, etc) won’t disappoint! 

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Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

People love being around you, but it can drain your energy this week Aquarius.  Find time to love yourself and celebrate with Bad Bunny’s Yo Perreo Sola.  

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Pisces (Feb 18 - Mar 20)

The moon illuminates your ninth house which centers on learning and growth.   Could an online class boost your skills? The only way to know is to check out Universal Class.